How Do You Describe a Clusterfuck?

Noah winning in Louisville

This is one of the three photographs  Mama got from Aunt Gail (handling Noah) when we went to Nashville.  Aunt Gail gifted Mama with Noah many years ago, and getting these photographs meant a lot to the Mater, so she got them framed. Yes, yes, three more pictures to get off the floor before company comes.  However, Mama being in her “get ‘er done” mode was not to be deterred.  She knew just the right places.  Things were just steaming along, until she misplaced her hammer.  After 20 minutes of looking, we found it when it lives. There is a lot of brown in our house, hammers are brown, you get the idea.  At some point, it went back to it’s drawer. Why, we don’t know, however, much rejoicing.   I brought my ball and we played until all was relatively calm.  Next step, positioning on the walls. Done.  Then, almost home free, hammering in those pesky picture hooks. We discover only one photograph has a picture hook attached. That’s when the ship nearly sank.  Words were muttered.  Clusterfuck was one of those words.  Okay, okay, a glass of wine was poured, my dinner was served…..our motto…..Buzzed Decorating Is The Best !  A stash of picture hooks yielded  two that we thought would work.  Bingo, presto, task accomplished.  But no, there’s more,  because Mama sez…..hmmmmm, not sure these photos  are positioned correctly……and I am so glad PawPaw is not here physically, because at this point in the project, he would have put in his two cents, and Mama would have ejected herself into earth orbit.  I’m loving tomorrow, because we will go for my groom with my two gal pals, Kenzie & Darby Parks, Mama will visit with Aunt Karen, and for four  glorious hours, there will be no home improvement projects.

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4 comments

  1. Pingback: How Do You Describe a Clusterfuck? | skylerbraveheart
  2. Lee · September 4, 2015

    I don’t think that word should be used in front of your company. I think maybe it should be used under your breath.
    The picture shows a winner for sure.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  3. Skyler Braveheart · September 4, 2015

    Thank you Sweet William. I think we got Noah’s photos arranged correctly, so we got that word out well before company will be here. Your pal Skyler

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  4. Kismet · September 5, 2015

    You have Van Gogh laughing.

    Liked by 1 person

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